This cat has some serious trust issues.
Archive of posts filed under the humor category.
Similies
I love a good simile:
My Favorite:
McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
Close Second:
Her vocabulary was as [...]
Hilarious
Tattoo Locations
Truth in Movie Posters
There is more
Parking lots are the most dangerous places
This happens to me almost every day.
Via Ray’s World
Classy Insults
Forgive the oxymoron but some of these are pretty witty. My favorite:
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the
gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said
Disraeli, “on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
Read the rest
My kids as dairy farmers
Sometimes those “stick your head through the board” things can be pretty funny.
Euphemisms
This site has a euphemism generator and kept me amused for awhile. I like this one reminded me of a governor in the news lately:
Dumping a Geek
Why would anybody want to dump a geek?
Found it here.
Klingon Head Ridges
Now this is a good idea!
via David Thompson
Upside down faces
These are always fun.
Bacon Advertisment
One thing about the French: They sure know how to sell bacon!!
via Bioephemera
Cool Cig Trick
I hate tobacco in any form but if you are going to smoke, you should learn to do something like this.
via Manticore’s Moustache
Gummies execute one of their own
I didn’t realize these were gummy bears for a moment – then I did and that’s when the laughing started.
via
Red Neck Tank Top – That’s funny!
via The Movie Blog
